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[thedarkdreamer]

C'est là. On y trouve quelques perles croustillantes.

Helmet polish: 10 credits. Ewok taxidermy: 45 credits. Seeing the look on Solo's face when he first spotted me on Bespin: Priceless.

ou encore

You'd think our Imperial spy network would have caught the construction of a six story ion cannon on Hoth. Why do I pay these people again?

une de mes préférées

Of course the Rebels are doomed! What do you expect from fools who put a giant goldfish in charge of their strategic fleet operations!