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Celle-là, elle est mortelle !
Le passager d'un taxi se penche vers l'avant pour poser une question au chauffeur et lui touche l'épaule doucement pour attirer son attention.
Le chauffeur lâche un cri, perd le contrôle du véhicule, évite un autobus de justesse, monte sur le trottoir et s'arrête à quelques centimètres de la vitrine d'un magasin !
Pendant quelques instants c'est le silence, puis le chauffeur, d'une voix tremblante :
- Je regrette, mais vous m'avez vraiment fait peur !
Le passager s'excuse en disant qu'il ne pensait pas qu'un simple toucher sur l'épaule pourrait l'effrayer autant .
Le chauffeur répond :
- Ne vous excusez pas, c'est entièrement de ma faute. C'est ma première journée de taxi ... Pendant 25 ans, j'ai conduit un corbillard ...

Computer in Spanish ??
A Spanish language teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.
"House" for instance, is feminine: "la casa."
"Pencil," however, is masculine: "el lapiz."
A student asked, "What gender is 'Computer'?"
Instead of giving the answer, the teacher divided the class into two groups, Male and Female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether "Computer" should be a masculine or a feminine noun.
Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.
The men's group decided that "Computer" should definitely be of the feminine gender ("la computadora"), because:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;
3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck to buy accessories for it.
(THIS GETS BETTER!)
The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be masculine ("el computador"), because:
1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;
2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.
The women won.
Send this to all the smart women you know...... And to all the men that have a sense of humor.

Tu le vends parce que tu es devenu balaise?